The Facts Of Life.....

May. 15th, 2026 09:33 am
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May 15th.....

Have you been diagnosed recently???


Passion Purpura Is The

Medical Term For A Hickey.

L.M.A.O......

May. 15th, 2026 09:30 am
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Or groan if you wish...


Some Aquatic Mammals

At The Zoo Escaped. It

Was Otter Chaso!

(no subject)

May. 15th, 2026 06:46 am
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Today I have the pleasure of sending out...

*~*~*~*~*GREAT BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES*~*~*~*~*

To my friend, [personal profile] llumdelluna.

I hope you have a super terrific day. :)


Disney

A Day In The Life.....

May. 14th, 2026 06:14 pm
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As I went to go in to work last night I noticed...

Gas Went UP Another 30 Cents... $4.59.

I tried to stop at the place I normally get gas at because they are usually cheaper, and I had hoped that they hadn't raised their prices yet.

Nope, their prices went up by 25 cents, so I just went on to work instead.

W.T.F. News.....

May. 14th, 2026 05:42 pm
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Initially plea bargain of 30 days rejected by judge, doubles it to 60 days. Big F'ing Whoop......
As bad as that plea bargain deal was, imho, worse was the child's mother initially going along with the deal. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I first read about this on twitter,
Not A Drag Queen
Not Transgendered
Not An Immigrant...
A White c!s-het "christian" man in a position of power...
And I would add Republican

Judge doubles jail sentence for former Waco attorney convicted of child sex abuse to 60 days behind bars

Adam Hoffman will serve 60 days in jail after pleading guilty to displaying harmful material to a minor and indecent assault.



https://www.kxxv.com/news/local-news/in-your-neighborhood/mclennan-county/waco/judge-doubles-jail-sentence-for-former-waco-attorney-convicted-of-child-sex-abuse-to-60-days-behind-bars

The Facts Of Life.....

May. 14th, 2026 11:15 am
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May 13th.....

The Boston University Bridge Is

The Only Spot In America Where

A Boat Can Sail Under A Train

Driving Under A Car Driving

Under An Airplane.

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May 14th.....

Minnesota Has 90,000

Miles Of Shortline: More

Than California, Florida,

And Hawaii Combined.

Isn't It Punny.....

May. 14th, 2026 11:11 am
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May 14th.....

My Wife Says I'm The

Cheapest Man In The World.


I'm Not Buying It.

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An Executive At Honda Was Told

That She Either Needed To Resign

Her Position or She Would Be Fired.

She Decided To Leave Of

Her Own Accord.

Marry, Date, Dump.....

May. 13th, 2026 09:36 am
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1. Hunk 130

2. Hunk 142

3. Hunk 143

L.M.A.O......

May. 12th, 2026 08:38 am
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Or is it a groaner.....

I Think My Wife Is

Putting Glue On My Antique

Weapon Collection.


She Denies It But I'm

Sticking To My Guns!

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I Saw A Weird Thing At The Gym Today.

This Guy Put A Water Bottle In The

Pringles Can Holder On The Treadmill.

In The News.....

May. 11th, 2026 07:16 pm
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Remember the Democrat winning The Felon's district in Florida?
Well, more good news...

A Trans person has one the district where J.K. Rowling lives...

A Trans Politician Just Won JK Rowling’s Home District. She Backed The Losing Anti-Trans Candidate

By Marvin Valdez


https://www.dnamagazine.com.au/jk-rowling-trans-msp-scotland/?fref=527591a9-4fff-4423-a0fc-8aeecc7084b2&utm_campaign=Tue+12-May-26+DNAnews%3a++Manuel+%26+Yonny++%7c++Sirinutt++%7c++Angus&em=amRoYXllbmdhQGdtYWlsLmNvbQ--

L.M.A.O......

May. 11th, 2026 09:45 am
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Or is it a groaner?


That Baseball Player

Was Such A Bad Sport.

He Stole Third Base and

Then Just Went Home!

The Facts Of Life.....

May. 11th, 2026 09:42 am
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May 11th...


"Eleven plus two" and

"twelve plus one" both equal

thirteen and both have thirteen

letters. In fact they both have

THE SAME thirteen letters.

Monday At The Movies.....

May. 11th, 2026 08:46 am
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This Week's Movie Quote...

Y. J.: It's an old Carter family song, right?
L. J.: A what?
Y. J.: Carter family, sweetheart. Just like us, only famous.

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 3


Which Move Does This Quote Come From?

View Answers

Music From The Heart
0 (0.0%)

Postcards From The Edge
0 (0.0%)

A Prairie Home Companion
1 (33.3%)

I Don't Have A Clue...
2 (66.7%)




Last Week's Movie Quote...

Father Winfield: [about Wesley's pet turkey] For the last time, that turkey does not belong in the house!
Wesley Winfield: Well, if he's good enough to be on the table, he's good enough to walk around it.

It comes from the 1953 movie, "By The Light Of The Silvery Moon".
It starred Doris Day, Gordon MacRae, Leon Ames, Rosemary DeCamp, Mary Wickes......



I'm guessing not a lot of Doris Day fans out there?
Those Who Knew or Guessed Correctly...
[profile] sidhe_uaine42
[personal profile] mrdreamjeans
[personal profile] adminbear
[profile] davesmusictank

Songs From The Movies.....

May. 11th, 2026 08:29 am
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This week's song is brought to you by The Devil featuring Lady Gaga, "Shape of a Woman".


Androgenous (Senior Poetry)

May. 10th, 2026 01:41 pm
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Ronald as a Dame

Bitter old wrinkled woman, scrutinizes… everything
Sits and stares into space, barely wondering, barely noticing,
Anything that does not coincide with her long memory,
Failing eyesight, or loss of hearing,
Lovely lady, walks with a cane
How young is she?
Possibly ninety-eight? Two lifetimes ago, is there anything
She hasn’t seen, she has slowly been accustom to change
Well accustomed, maybe over presuming,
One needs to unlock her ancient secrets,
Bitter mind, tight as a safe,
Who once might she have been?
No longer willing to touch anything,
Dying for human touch, wasting away

I have an old friend Richard
I see signs of rigidity set in
It’s not Rigor mortis,
But unwillingness to accept more change
He served in a war, lived two long lives,
Lived with the Eskimos,
Pedaling his a racing machine
Through wind and rain, raised two
Kids, when his first wife abandoned him,
Is done with reality, says the world today
Is insane, can no longer make senses of anything
No, it’s not Alzheimers, it’s long range resistance to change
To see the world he worked so hard to create, suddenly falling apart
Beginning to go down the drain, must be heart wrenching.
Refusal to take part in anything, and this could be him,
Sitting alone, ignoring the world, needing a friend yet not willing
And this could be him, aside from the obvious gender status
Looking at the world through old colored glasses, trying to forget everything
Trying to remember who and where he is, after going millions of miles,
Who cares if his only daughter associates as gay.
Who cares if we’re male or female at the end of our day?
We all identify as old, each in our own way,
So, let’s go 2+LGBTQ and sometimes Old, decrepit and old,
Those who society discards and throws away,
Once we reach that certain old age,
Unless we make centenarian
The we begin again
Like ancient peoples from a dying race,
Just hang up your shingle
“Gone fishing” ~psp


Ancient Battles

Send old men to war with their wrinklies and their warts!
With their bulging veins on those skinny legs,
With their bulging knees, and if enough
Of us stand up against the enemy,
We probably outnumber them about one to three.
Three of us and one of them.
The only way they’ll succeed is over our dead bodies
But Canada’s a vast country
The only way we can defend this expansive property,
The second longest border in the world,
Is by building a wall of China
Or a Mexican fence,
So how about we use our numbers,
To just make peace with our neighbors
Like Moses and Jesus told us.
Love thy enemy, love thy neighbor as thyself
This animosity has been going on since eternity
Survival of the fittest ape and humanity ~psp

dr. π (pi)
.

Just Because.....

May. 10th, 2026 06:51 am
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I heard this on the radio yesterday and thought it was a riot...


Canada: Census 2026

May. 9th, 2026 10:04 pm
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I filled out the questionnaire for this year's Canadian census.

I am somewhat disappointed that my household did not get the long-form edition this time.

Garden Green

May. 9th, 2026 03:49 pm
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Spring plant sale
The beginning of spring
Varieties of leaves wave on
O, me, what will happen to me?
Sea of leafy green from wall to wall,
Garden growers call, and lost mariners stall,
Looking for land on which to refuge from it all
I quickly find the magazines, to help make sense,
Of this, “Look it up on your phone, if you don’t know
What plant it be,” comes the green thumb advice to me,
I don’t use cellphones, I defiantly said; It may have fallen
On deaf ears, Oh, well. I prefer natural communication
“Everything 50 % off!” shout the market shipmates,
And garden hoes marching about this makeshift
Vessel. “Early comers pay full prices, but
Latecomers pay half!” for the dregs
(That’s good, I guess…)
I find a pile of magazines to cling to
Digging through the colorful pics,
For my art, of tangled gardens
I consider them works of art
And the hands that made them, impressionist art
Androgynous green swims through my head
Once there was a Garden in a Cosmic Sea,
Now they sell flowers to plant in the trees
“One dollar each, but they’re now 50 cents”
Do you take credit? – “Sorry, cash only.”
Comes the answer – Well then,
It looks like it’s not my lucky day!
A space in time where two worlds meet.
I leave empty handed but filled with
Inspiration and remorse
A mental picture
Of what lies ahead
Have a wonderful summer
May your gardens all flourish! ~psp

dr. π (pi)
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Well, missing out on the news that a TV-formatted follow-up to two of my favourite movies has been produced is annoying...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bon_Cop,_Bad_Cop_(TV_series)

Apparently the first two episodes went "live" on Crave on May 7th?

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